The positions of Albert Einstein funny

 The positions of Albert Einstein funny

He was always asked to explain his general theory of relativity

He said to them: Simply put your hand over a hot stove for a minute, you will feel as if you put it more than an hour,

The positions of Albert Einstein funny

Whereas if you sit with a beautiful girl for an hour, it feels like you sat with her for one minute, and that's the relative
In the latter part of his life he was known to have been forgotten, and when he was working at Princeton University, one day
He went up to a taxi for his home, but he forgot his home address and the driver did not know him. Einstein asked him that
He knew the place of Einstein's house? The driver answered immediately: Does anyone know Einstein's house? Anyone
In Princeton he knows, then go on, are you going to meet him? Einstein replied, "I am Einstein, but I forgot my place.
Will you bring me to him? And he actually “delivered it and he persistently refused to take the rent
And again when he was on the train from Princeton, the inspector went up to check the passenger tickets, and when he arrived
To Einstein, he started looking into the pockets of the jacket but he didn't find the ticket, then he moved into the pants pockets and then into his bag
"But he also did not find it, so he started looking at the chair next to him. Here the inspector said, Dr. Einstein,
I know who you are and everyone here knows you, and I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't bother. Einstein shook his head.
Gratitude ”to him… The inspector continued to punch passenger tickets, and when it was important to move to the second vehicle saw Einstein Gathia” on his knees and his hand under the seat and is looking for the ticket ..!
And here the inspector returned to the great physical world and said to him, "As I told you, everyone here knows you and there is no problem."
Einstein looked at him and said, "Thank you, young man. I know who I am, but I don't know."
Is where I'm going and so I keep looking for the ticket ..!?
At one time, Einstein was tired of giving lectures after he was invited by universities and associations
One day, while he was on his way to a lecture, his car driver said to him: "I know, sir, that you are tired of giving lectures and receiving questions. What would you say that I am representing you in today's lecture? To dozens of your lectures, I have a good idea of ​​the theory of relativity. Einstein was impressed by the idea and exchanged clothes. They reached the lecture hall where the driver stood on the podium and the ingenious scientist wearing the driver's uniform sat in the back rows. Intermittent and ask a heavyweight question he senses He would embarrass him Einstein, here Almsthbl the driver smiled and said to the professor: This question is naive to the point that I Soklv drivers who sit in the back rows back to it ...
Of course, the driver gave a response that made the professor shrink.
Einstein would never do without his glasses… and once went to a restaurant, and discovered there that his glasses were not with him,
When the waiter came to the menu to read it and choose what he wanted, Einstein asked him to read it to him, and the barkeep apologized, saying, “I am sorry, sir.